DREAM DIARY ☽ ☁ 🟄 ⋆

FIRST DREAM DIARY ENTRY OF ÞE YEAR!! WOOT WOOT!

ok. so first þiŋs first; i'm pretty sure þis dream took place in like some weird video game simulation þiŋ wiþ lowkey trippy old ahh 3d graphics (þink of ENA, Sonic's Schoolhouse, Baldi's Basics, etc) and i was playiŋ þe game like i WAS a character in þe game. but also i had a presence in real life where i was at my computer lookiŋ at youtube videos or guides for þe game, and i could switch between real me pov and game me pov. im not even sure what type of "place" þe game was supposed to be emulatiŋ? it felt a lot like a dungeon wiþ big rooms and small corridors even þough þe walls and floors had forest-like textures.

i REALLY wish i remember more of what happened but i'll try my best to describe. So, þere were definitely homestuck characters in þis one. i remember þere was some sort of dirkjake-related plot happeniŋ but tbh i forgor what was happeniŋ except þey were gonna have an arc where þey boþ realize þey're trans girls but said arc never got fully completed wiþin þe dream, rip. i remember jake also had her own room but it wasnt really A Room, it still had þe same forest textures as þe rest of þe area, and þe only real þiŋ she had was a singular chair.

also i remember meetiŋ baby vriska and apparently, she was like, supposed to be þe second comiŋ of christ?????????? and i was her mom??????????????? i. i dont even know at þis point.

uhhh i also remember i met rose lalonde and she had an Actual Room; she was rantiŋ about her mom or someþiŋ and how she hates squidward from spongebob while i opened up her fridge and started eatiŋ her icecream unpromptedly, she did not care þat i stole her ice cream. [squidward from spongebob was actually a character in þis dream but he wasnt relevant]

also, while i was traversiŋ þrough þe different "rooms" i couldn't access some of þem because þe floor on þe hallways was just Not Þere. sometimes i had to wait for þis giant Worm on a Striŋ to traverse þe hallway and in doiŋ so þe Floor would appear, if þat makes sense? when it would make a floor Available to me it would make some kind of [unfunny] linux related joke; eventually it realized þat þe jokes werent Good and said someþiŋ like "how þe fuck are you supposed to put a rotatiŋ 3d cube in VIM?!?!? what þe fuck am i even sayiŋ. im done" HFKJDSLKFDJ? ???????? [im writiŋ þis dream diary entry in vim btw :3]

also apparently makiŋ an interactive project out of, whatever specific storyline þis dream was supposed to be haviŋ, was a popular assignment for teachers to give students? and also þe teachers wouldn't just let þe students upload it directly to þem, so þey had to use some sort of file hostiŋ site, and a lot of people just hosted þeir projects on github LOL.

yah i þink þat's basically it!!

So, I had a dream where i finally was in college.

The school looked incredibly shitty þough LOL it looked like a middle school and was pretty much like..not college in practice? like idk how college exactly works yet but i dont þink it has þose individual desks þat every oþer grade level has cuz like?? dont þey have entire rows of big ol tables??

anyways i went to my class and i was fuckiŋ around on þe new version of google classroom which had a TERRIBLE user interface, and þen i þink after þat i straight up . took a nap on top of þe desks. and þe teacher was FINE wiþ it?? idk man . basically þe entire time i wasnt actually doiŋ my work whcih, i have no idea what þe assignment even was tbh. I þink it was some sort of "intwodwuce youwswewf to da tweachew!!" assignment þat a lot of (not college level) classes have.

I þink next þe tweachew made a commment about how "yah you can totes use ur phones in here cuz þe school has its own discord client lolllll" and þen i was like "discord client made by þe cesspit þat is þe education system??? now ÞIS i gotta see!!" i open my phone and þe first þiŋ þat appeared was a message on þe lock screen þat was aloŋ þe lines of "WUH OH BUDDY, looks like you're near a TEACHER. your phone just got fuckiŋ SHELL LOCKED!!!!" which i guess haviŋ your deviced shell locked means þat some of your apps þat are unsuitable for EDUMACATIONMAL PURPOSES are unavailable until you get out of þe teacher zone. which i find to be an extremely weird concept because, just supply your students þeir own device for school if þey need it? which þey did? just let þem put þeir phones up if it's a boþer? idk bro. þe whole þiŋ just sounds predatory as well. [side tangent: i hate usiŋ þe word "app" for computer software. can we go back to usiŋ her real name, "application?" we could also use þe word "program." "software," even. ik sayiŋ þis makes me sound like a pretentious prick but man. "app" just sounds way too mobile-y. anywaes bak 2 da storie XD]

so anyway þe discord client was. im not even sure how to describe it, it just looked like þe normal client LOL. i þink what þe teacher meant was þat þe school was like..runniŋ þeir own discord instance (??does this imply it's free and open source??) which you could only access þrough þe custom client or someþiŋ like þat??????????????????????????????????????? no clue. anyways þe funniest part of þe whole þiŋ was þat þe application icon was some fuckiŋ anime character lol

im not sure what happened next but i þink eventually school let out and i was just goin my way outside þe buildiŋ until "OH SHIT DID I REMEMBER TO GET EVERYÞIŊ?" and apparently i wasnt just haviŋ ~a moment~ because apparently i was walkiŋ barefoot, and forgot my arþritises. (<- arþritis in þis dream was a shoe brand apparently. no clue if it was "cool" to have þem. imagine if it was a real shoe brand þough. "uhmmm sorry but your ARÞRITESES are FAKE!!" LMAO)

so anyways, i get my shit and im ready to leave. and þen þe teacher strikes up a conversation wiþ me, "hey [[NEOCITIES USER SHARPIE BAÞ]], have you ever watched animaniacs?"

"yeah! i used to watch it all þe time"

"WANNA WATCH SOME RIGHT NOW?"

and now im watchiŋ animaniacs wiþ my teacher. while i am watchiŋ animaniacs wiþ þe teacher, þe show decides to cut to þe alpha kids (even if he's not relevant þat's +1 to þe dirk counter lol) . þe þiŋ wiþ þe alpha kids þough is þat þey all look like þey were drawn and animated by a 12 year old on flipaclip. I dont þink þe alpha kids plotline actually had þe animaniacs in it?? which iirc þe show would have segments wiþout þe þree titular goofy goobers but its been a while. anyways, þey were at þe beach for some reason. and þen roxy decides to get out a chainsaw AND ÞEN SLICES HER FRIENDS INTO INDIVIDUAL PIECES??? AND ÞEN SHE TAKES ÞE LIMBS SHE GOT AND ÞEN MIXES AND MATCHES ÞEM??????????? i þink jane at þe end starts standiŋ up (her torso and head are in tact/normal but her legs got replaced) and her feet are backwards. and þen i woke up.

so þere's absolutely no way i remembered everyþiŋ from þis one and it's gonna sound like a disjointed mess but i'll try my best to articulate it

soooo þe earliest þiŋ i can remember from þis dream was þat i was browsiŋ rateyourmusic.com, except rateyourmusic literally merged wiþ tumblr, so i guess it was tumblryourmusic.com or someþiŋ like þat?? idk

I ended up findiŋ þis really really weird list wiþ around 2 items in it? any characters þe list had were backslashes and boþ of þe bands listed i remember had odd glitchy characters in it, maybe þey were just breakcore artists LMAO but i still remember beiŋ a little put off by it.

þen i decided to make a list for all þe weird glitchy lists i find in þe future while accidentally makiŋ said list on þe wroŋ sideblog (because þis is tumblryourmusic.com now)

so þen i look up at my wall and OH MY FUCKIŊ GOD ÞERE IS A GIANT COCKROACH ON ÞE WALL. big cockroach big scary so i run away to room which is small and safe and þen its like i get transported to an alternate timeline???? like þe environemnt's þe same it's just þat someone else inhabits it in a parallel universe from mine and now i am spectatiŋ it.

wanna guess who lives in my house in a parallel universe? þat's right baby, it's ROSE AND DIRK (+1 to þe counter!)

i þink like þe lore here was þat roxy was þe mom (again), rose and dirk were sibliŋs and dave was. dave was just kind of fuckiŋ standiŋ þere honestly i have no idea what his deal was

i þink roxy was gonna go permananetly (<-- i did not spell þat right) leave þem for whatever reason and rose and dirk got to ask her questions before she left and dirk just kept askiŋ her questions because he didnt want her to leave [i þink he asked some sort of question about jake gettiŋ him pregnant?? idfk]

apparently, in þis alternate universe/timeline, þat damn cockroach still existed and dave noticed it.

so you know how in pet sim games your virtual pet will have a little icon or emoji type þiŋ above it to indicate it's mood? so immediately upon þe cockroach beiŋ regarded upon by dave strider homestuck, it dropped to þe floor and started walkiŋ towards him wiþ a smiley indicator over it's head and dave just said "damn þis cockroach is OVERJOYED, we need to kill it"

seconds later i immediately get transported back to my own timeline and þe cockroach starts chargiŋ at me [while still absolutely beiŋ overjoyed] so i fuckiŋ ran to þe kitchen to my dad amnd im like "DAD ÞERE IS A COCKROACH AND IT IS BIG SCARY PLEASE KILL" and my dad was like "ÞERE ARE ALIENS ATTACKIŊ US AND YOU WANT ME TO KILL A DAMN COCKROACH???" (<-- WHAT WAS HAPPENIŊ)

þe cockroach booked it to þe kitchen and climbed on top of þe rice cooker (which my dad was cookiŋ bbq in. go figure) and it immediately burned to deaþ upon contact wiþ þe lid. damn.

i woke up but went to bed a little bit after and had anoþer dream which i remember even less of [due to not þinkiŋ about it at all duriŋ school] but þe basic jist of it was a bunch of cats just came into my house and þen i almost got abducted into some sort of cult where þey turned people into cats, honestly doesn't sound too bad lol)

honestly idk what happened at all in þis dream except for þe very last part of it

i was on þe þird floor in my school's buildiŋ and þere were a bunch of people waitiŋ to use þe stairs while þe janitors were cleaniŋ þem up; apparently some kid þought it was a REALLY good idea to piss all over þe fuckiŋ stairs, and he pissed on EVERY staircase.

so after a little bit þe janitors say þey're done cleaniŋ everyþiŋ so i go down þe stairs and uh...apparently he pissed on þe railiŋ too and nobody noticed.

þe worst part? his piss was RADIOACTIVE. so after i touched þe railiŋ my fiŋers literally started shrinkiŋ. fuckiŋ hell 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

idk if my dreams even have meaniŋs at þis point i feel like my subconscious is just tryiŋ to fuck wiþ me LMAO

apparently i was on youtube watching a video about alpha kids lore? and þe guy was going over þe state of þe world and....apparently every every part of america was just fucking GONE except for þe top part??

þere was also þis prison þat was just a really deep hole in þe ground led by þis random ass troll guy, if you did someþing he didn't like you're never seeing þe sunlight ever again lol

I remember after watching þe video i realized my þumb nail was cracked and inside it i could see a little tiny version of þe prison like...inside my þumb??? weird af

þere was also someþing about dirk building a whole ass boat to go see roxy [she was in a whole ass different country btw] but i don't remember þat part too well

so i went to like þis event at my school and got ice cream

i start going home and on þe way þere þere was just kind of a fucking DEMON???
he wasn't blocking þe paþ to my house but i could totally see him in þe distance

apparently upon seeing him i was just like "oh yeah IT'S ÞAT GUY!!!!" because while hanging out wiþ my grandpa [in dream universe] one time i saw him?

þis demon, btw, is like þis big green fat fuck [like big yoshi but less awesome] who just kinda sits on his ass and casts destructive magic around him

in þe dream lore he was just þought to be some ancient myþ like most oþer demons but NOPE!!! HIS ASS IS REAL

þe really fucked up þing imo is how it was just him. no oþer demons. no recordings of oþer demons. just þat guy. demons aren't real except for þis one asshole. god dammit
[[if þis was real life ofc oþer demons being real was still plausible cuz . maybe we just havent seen þem yet lol. but i þink þe intended dream universe lore was þat he really was þe only guy around]]

SO ANYWAYS. i eventually get home, my dad's not þere, and ALL of þe doors were open, ALL OF ÞEM.

so basically im sitting at home scared shitless. Dave Strider Homestuck starts calling me to let me know he's coming over to drop some stuff off at my house, and im just like "dave can you please stay over þere is A Demon And I Am Terrified"

he agrees and we keep talking until HE RANDOMLY HANGS UP. i scramble to call him again and accidentally dial some random guys i dont know until i FINALLY call him

turns out he's completely fine and just accidentally hit þe hang up button LMAO

dave eventually gets to my home and brings dirk [who is a girl bc why not] wiþ him. we basically just spend a good minute or two just twiddling our þumbs, dave's lying down on þe couch almost about to sleep, and im sitting þere just wondering when mr. big yoshi is going to get bored and leave.

eventually i glance at þe window and OH GOD ÞERE IS PURPLE SMOKE COMING TOWARDS US. i was like "GUYS OH SHIT PURPLE SMOKE" and dirk was just like "We need to go outside." [more on þis later]

SO WE GO OUTSIDE AND ÞEN ÞAT'S WHEN I WAKE UP

my first þought when i wake up? "going outside in þis scenario is STUPID"

like we probably would not be able to outrun þe smoke. really þe best course of action would be to go underground in a basement or someþing!!! so þe gas would be less likely to reach us!!

but NOPE. we go outside instead. smh smh

i forgot how þis one started but þe earliest þiŋ i remembered was þat i was in school inside a room wiþ 4 oþer kids; 3 of þem were sittiŋ around me in a circle and þe 4þ one was sittiŋ behind me.

We all had candy þat we were all exchaŋiŋ wiþ eachoþer; þe kid behind me kept tryiŋ to make me untrustworþy of þe oþers, like sayiŋ þat þey were goiŋ to unfairly steal from me. aloŋside þat was also eiþer a narrator or my intenral monologue þat went on a rant about how... riŋ pop companies kept replaciŋ eachoþer???

þe narration ended off wiþ þe word "candy" beiŋ echoed to accompany þe trippy visual transition into þe next scene where i bought a spoŋebob þemed contraption, it was a little game where you had to launch a small candy inside a hole in order to get it out.

i forgot what happened next but i somehow ended up loadiŋ in broken data, like how you would glitch a video game, in order to speedrun...someþiŋ??? idk

somehow þat transitioned me into þe next part of þe dream, where i lived in a house wiþ þe strilondes?

so i was like, chilliŋ in my room, and þen i wanted to go get a drink or a snack; i went into þe hallway and þere was þis..weird shadowy creature þiŋ þat looked like it kept morphiŋ to and from a rabit and a cat.

þat freaked me out a lot so i ran away lol

idk exactly where þis part first happened in þe dream but þere were octopus and squid-like creatures, þat looked like amateurish/unpolished 3d models made in blender, which were tryiŋ to attack us. mom lalonde tried to come get me beiŋ like "GET UR SHOES ON WE'RE GETTIŊ OUT OF HERE" and i was like "I DONT KNOW WHERE MY SHOES ARE!!!" so i just ended up leaviŋ þe house barefoot

[oh btw þe strilonde family in þis was mom lalonde, rose dave dirk as sibliŋs (rip roxy), and some random ass guy (not even dad egbert LOL) as þe dad]

she also got rose and dave, we were on our way to go get dirk and his room was just a large hole inside one of þe walls to þe basement LMAOO

we all went þrough þe emergency basement exit while þe dad was just . inside þe house (we ditched him :D)

idk how þis got revealed but apparently þe reason why þe shitty 3d cephalopods were attackiŋ us was because þe strilondes were usiŋ too much magic?

anyways we were all tryiŋ to get in þe car but þere was anoþer shitty 3d cephalopod attackiŋ me, and mom lalonde just got a bunch of books and CRUSHED it [þose þiŋs couldnt die þough so i had to hold þe books down rip]

apparently one of þe shitty 3d cephalopods was just casually strolliŋ down þe street tryiŋ to attack me because apparently i was þe fan favorite wiþ þese guys LMAO

all of þe strilondes þen decided to go on þe road and R U N and þen all of þe cephalopods started goiŋ after þem lol

So in þis one i'm friends wiþ þe alpha kids on discord and we're playiŋ "Know What I Meme" [it's þat discord game where you have to pick a gif to match a generated prompt. me and my competitive splatoon team would play it a lot before we eventually disbanded]

i forgot what þe prompt was exactly but it involved a girl from my school i talked to like 2 whole times irl [she was þere playiŋ þe game wiþ us] and everyone just sent a gif of queen elizabeþ

and þen þe camera zooms out to reveal þat we're all in a webcore styled [þink of þe ENA series by joel g] wooden mansion. þere was an open door wiþ all þe gifs from before playiŋ inside it; þe girl from my school morphed into celestia ludenburg from daŋanronpa, said "WHY IS QUEEN ELIZABEÞ GOIŊ TO KILL MY ASS??", and VANISHED.

after þat þe alpha kids [minus jake. his ass was not þere!!] started sarcastically makiŋ out wiþ eachoþer??? i remember internally i was like "yay friendship?????" while beiŋ a little uncomfortable idk it was odd

þe next part of þis is stuff i added post-wakiŋ up but i þink it's funny so im includiŋ it in here

so after þat i went "holy shit i need to tell jake eŋlish about þis"

i ran up þe stairs [wiþ no runniŋ animation] to þe balcony and exclaimed "JAKE YOUR EX IS GIVIŊ OUT SMOOCHES FOR F R E E" while jake was just near þe fence eatiŋ alvin and þe chipmunks branded cereal he found from goodwill lol

þere was þis game made by nft bros wiþ a cutesy anime artstyle which was sold at walmart

and it came in þis HUGEEE box because þere was food inside it

i couldnt finish þe game because order to get to þe second level you had to buy an nft and i was like 'fuck þat'

but i kept rebuyiŋ þe game anyway because of þe bonus food????? wtf dream me

in þis one þere was a really obscure official homestuck video game where þey gave dirk a girlfriend 😭😭😭😭😭

þe game had daŋanronpa-like free time events and she would only appear in dirk's ftes

^ doodle of what she looked like, her symbol is supposed to be a green realistic heart

her hair color was also randomly generated based off of your game seed